Post by Andrew on Feb 14, 2008 15:04:12 GMT -5
Whaddup!
I see that I have my full name as my title, which is rather exciting and intoxicating at the same time. Well, thank you for casting me, I hope you won't be disappointed. I'll try my best to not suck.
So, this cast.. hmm, lemme see.
Earl- I like the glasses, Harry Potter. And Queen as vastly overrated. On With the Show is the best thing they've ever done, but that's about it.
Artist- What the fuck. Artist? Seriously. Are we going by our occupations now? Because then we'd have to deal with shit like, "Pharmaceutical Sales, the tribe has spoken." And I'm not sure if I like the turd-colored walls or the hair that probably took hours to look carefree and windswept. Should be fun getting to know him in a boring way.
Ashley- Well either Ashley is naked or weighs about 500 pounds and doesn't want to show it- and if that's the case, I thank her.
Monique- Wow, Monique has quite the pout on her. Is that purple lipstick I see? And hair bordering on kool-aid ala Saaphryi from FOL? Just one word: class!
Allen- You can definitely tell that this was the 50th take of this picture he took. "How is that sweetie?" "Mom, you cut off the top of my head and I'm smiling. Take it again! My portfolio needs to be perfect!" So we know that Allen is a wannabe model who lives in his parent's basement. I bet he knows how to get the girls.
Lori- Ooh, Lori, it's called a timer. The whole arm thing was cute in 2003, but we're more advanced now. But the head tilt is great. Really shows off your facial structure.
Heather Leigh- Perfect 10. My dream woman. PS: "future author" is not a job, because you probably will not get any publishing deals because your writing is shit. That's like my job being "future sex god." Just because I want it doesn't mean it's going to happen.
Josh- "Josh-father?" Really? How much do you bet that NO ONE calls him that? .. That's what I thought.
Kodie- Well Kodie and Lori are definitely in the "don't know how to work a fucking camera with a timer" alliance. Oh, and thanks for buying all of the hair gel, Kodie. Way to share.
Piper- Are you fucking serious? "Looking to make history?" Maybe by being the best McDonalds employee EVAH!
Andii- Okay, I don't know who to blame: her or her parents. But the multiple i's is just not happening. Andiiiiiii is the worst name ever conceived.
Nick- It's nice that Nick took some time between cutting his wrists to angsty music and putting on black nail polish to take a picture. It shows a lot of consideration.
Michael- Taken on the set of Brokeback Mountain, I presume.
Andrew Payne- Wow, what a sexgod. Fucking incredible. Wow. Great casting, guys. Holy shit.
Chicken- What the hell. Chicken? Seriously. What a SEXY name. Nothing gets me in the mood like poultry.
Stephanie- Five minutes after this picture was taken she probably collapsed and threw up in her own vomit. Drunkness 4 lyfe!
Congratulations on the cast. They are very attractive and I cannot wait to get to know them. God help me.
I see that I have my full name as my title, which is rather exciting and intoxicating at the same time. Well, thank you for casting me, I hope you won't be disappointed. I'll try my best to not suck.
So, this cast.. hmm, lemme see.
Earl- I like the glasses, Harry Potter. And Queen as vastly overrated. On With the Show is the best thing they've ever done, but that's about it.
Artist- What the fuck. Artist? Seriously. Are we going by our occupations now? Because then we'd have to deal with shit like, "Pharmaceutical Sales, the tribe has spoken." And I'm not sure if I like the turd-colored walls or the hair that probably took hours to look carefree and windswept. Should be fun getting to know him in a boring way.
Ashley- Well either Ashley is naked or weighs about 500 pounds and doesn't want to show it- and if that's the case, I thank her.
Monique- Wow, Monique has quite the pout on her. Is that purple lipstick I see? And hair bordering on kool-aid ala Saaphryi from FOL? Just one word: class!
Allen- You can definitely tell that this was the 50th take of this picture he took. "How is that sweetie?" "Mom, you cut off the top of my head and I'm smiling. Take it again! My portfolio needs to be perfect!" So we know that Allen is a wannabe model who lives in his parent's basement. I bet he knows how to get the girls.
Lori- Ooh, Lori, it's called a timer. The whole arm thing was cute in 2003, but we're more advanced now. But the head tilt is great. Really shows off your facial structure.
Heather Leigh- Perfect 10. My dream woman. PS: "future author" is not a job, because you probably will not get any publishing deals because your writing is shit. That's like my job being "future sex god." Just because I want it doesn't mean it's going to happen.
Josh- "Josh-father?" Really? How much do you bet that NO ONE calls him that? .. That's what I thought.
Kodie- Well Kodie and Lori are definitely in the "don't know how to work a fucking camera with a timer" alliance. Oh, and thanks for buying all of the hair gel, Kodie. Way to share.
Piper- Are you fucking serious? "Looking to make history?" Maybe by being the best McDonalds employee EVAH!
Andii- Okay, I don't know who to blame: her or her parents. But the multiple i's is just not happening. Andiiiiiii is the worst name ever conceived.
Nick- It's nice that Nick took some time between cutting his wrists to angsty music and putting on black nail polish to take a picture. It shows a lot of consideration.
Michael- Taken on the set of Brokeback Mountain, I presume.
Andrew Payne- Wow, what a sexgod. Fucking incredible. Wow. Great casting, guys. Holy shit.
Chicken- What the hell. Chicken? Seriously. What a SEXY name. Nothing gets me in the mood like poultry.
Stephanie- Five minutes after this picture was taken she probably collapsed and threw up in her own vomit. Drunkness 4 lyfe!
Congratulations on the cast. They are very attractive and I cannot wait to get to know them. God help me.