Post by Andrew on Mar 14, 2008 22:27:32 GMT -5
Vote against (Anyone but Josh): Harry Potter (Earl)
Reason for vote: After several long weeks of nervous anticipation, frenzied excitement, and unmistakable fear, the final installment of the legendary Harry Potter series has arrived..
*can enlargen*
“So it all comes down to this, doesn’t it?” whispered Harry. “Does the wand in your hand know its last master was disarmed? Because if it does…I am the true master of the Elder Wand.”
Harry bellowed "EXPELLIARMUS!" as Lord Voldemort took out a gun and popped a cap in his ass.
"Jesus ('Yes?' popped in Codie, his wings a flutter) he was annoying," muttered Voldemort, ripping off his robes and popping in an aspirin. "Well, I think I'm gonna kick back a watch a good old marathon of Buffy. Thanks for the help, Mo."
"Aw, you bettah work!" Mo'Nique hollered, patting her hair that she just got did. "Deuces!"
And on that fateful day, Lord Voldermort slaughtered the hero to millions. The Boy Who Lived. The Boy Who Annoyed. The Boy Whose Karma Plunged To Unthinkable Depths. He was no more. And it's all thanks to Voldemort. Only his close friends would know the Dark Master's true identity: Andrew Ryan Payne.
The End
"POPPPPPP OFFFFF!"
"Matthew, the book is done."
"omGz y iz earl on da floor?"
"Piper, go back into your cage."
"BLURG!"
"For fuck's sake, can you please keep that bucket with you, Lorii? I'm sick of cleaning up after you! Just get Josh to eat it up or something."
"You know.."
"Yes, Ashley, we all know you have the biggest dick in all the land."
THE END
Question: You were so close to winning Immunity, how does it feel to come so close but yet still be so far? Feeling nervous at all tonight?
Answer: It sucks, just because there are so many twists that the only way to make sure you're safe is immunity. I would have liked to win, and here I run the risk of looking like a moron, but I don't think it was crucial tonight. I'm on my guard for the vote, but I'm not worried.
Reason for vote: After several long weeks of nervous anticipation, frenzied excitement, and unmistakable fear, the final installment of the legendary Harry Potter series has arrived..
*can enlargen*
CHAPTER 36
THE FLAW IN THE PLAN
THE FLAW IN THE PLAN
“So it all comes down to this, doesn’t it?” whispered Harry. “Does the wand in your hand know its last master was disarmed? Because if it does…I am the true master of the Elder Wand.”
Harry bellowed "EXPELLIARMUS!" as Lord Voldemort took out a gun and popped a cap in his ass.
"Jesus ('Yes?' popped in Codie, his wings a flutter) he was annoying," muttered Voldemort, ripping off his robes and popping in an aspirin. "Well, I think I'm gonna kick back a watch a good old marathon of Buffy. Thanks for the help, Mo."
"Aw, you bettah work!" Mo'Nique hollered, patting her hair that she just got did. "Deuces!"
And on that fateful day, Lord Voldermort slaughtered the hero to millions. The Boy Who Lived. The Boy Who Annoyed. The Boy Whose Karma Plunged To Unthinkable Depths. He was no more. And it's all thanks to Voldemort. Only his close friends would know the Dark Master's true identity: Andrew Ryan Payne.
The End
"POPPPPPP OFFFFF!"
"Matthew, the book is done."
"omGz y iz earl on da floor?"
"Piper, go back into your cage."
"BLURG!"
"For fuck's sake, can you please keep that bucket with you, Lorii? I'm sick of cleaning up after you! Just get Josh to eat it up or something."
"You know.."
"Yes, Ashley, we all know you have the biggest dick in all the land."
THE END
Question: You were so close to winning Immunity, how does it feel to come so close but yet still be so far? Feeling nervous at all tonight?
Answer: It sucks, just because there are so many twists that the only way to make sure you're safe is immunity. I would have liked to win, and here I run the risk of looking like a moron, but I don't think it was crucial tonight. I'm on my guard for the vote, but I'm not worried.