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Post by Andrew on Mar 18, 2008 16:57:44 GMT -5
Let me be the first to congratulate you, Sandy, for casting the biggest group of fucking morons I have ever met. None of them have enough brain cells to equal the intelligence of a mentally challenge bunny rabbit dropped down the stairs a few times. The scrambling going on is ridiculous and makes me glad that I chose my group and won my immunity. Dumbasses.
So Stephanie finds out about Allan having the idol and she and Josh conspire to get Allan out. Well, wouldn't you know that a plan that I'm not involved in goes wrong. Who would have thought? Fucking dipshits should leave all the heavy thinking to me. God.
Well, of course Allan finds out and runs and tells me. And what's interesting is he tells me he has the idol. I just marvel at my skill. By making up that PM and having it spread around, it forced him to admit to having it. Masterstroke. Now, if I was involved in this plan, news of his departure never would have reached Allan. Because I have said time and time again to NOT include Stephanie and Piper, because they are dumb and can't be trusted. Well, somehow Allan finds out and look who are behind it!
Josh is all terrified and comes to me and says that they were all going to vote for Allan and I am mildly insulted that Stephawho lied to me and was all "oh it's going to be unanimous." I sent her a PM with vague threats and passive agressive behavior that basically says to not fuck with me or her ass is gone. Does she really think she's some great mastermind? Poor deluded fuck (and I say that with all affection). I really could care less what happens at this tribal council, as long as one of them leaves. I hate that I'm stuck with these people. SO STUPID. Do you hear me? MORONS.
I've resolved that the only way to keep myself safe is that I need to win immunity, but with these fucktards, they'll think that they can vote off Sandy, so who knows what they'll do.
Without my guiding light, everything just falls apart, doesn't it? Tisk, tisk, tisk.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 18, 2008 17:01:02 GMT -5
OH AND:
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
AHAHAHAHAHA.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 18, 2008 17:16:17 GMT -5
Jetsterten (5:07:29 PM): u there?
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a 17 dollar bill (5:08:07 PM): yeah hey whats up? Jetsterten (5:08:21 PM): did someone tell allan about the plot to get him out? a 17 dollar bill (5:08:45 PM): he pmed me saying that he thinks you guys are going to get him out and unsure of whether or not to use the idol Jetsterten (5:08:58 PM): tell him i voted piper Jetsterten (5:09:12 PM): no a 17 dollar bill (5:09:12 PM): i did but he said he's using the idol anyway Jetsterten (5:09:17 PM): good a 17 dollar bill (5:09:25 PM): i don't even get where he got this from because i thought piper was going? Jetsterten (5:09:46 PM): but then steph and i decided to get allan out Jetsterten (5:09:51 PM): do u think she told him? a 17 dollar bill (5:10:07 PM): well obviously. you two were the only ones who knew abuot it a 17 dollar bill (5:10:14 PM): thats why i didn't want to include steph in the first place Jetsterten (5:10:15 PM): fuck Jetsterten (5:10:59 PM): good playing with u a 17 dollar bill (5:11:23 PM): well i pmed steph and she said that piper was going and you all were oting her off so i don't get why she's lying to me Jetsterten (5:11:34 PM): goddamn it a 17 dollar bill (5:11:37 PM): you need to switch your vote to piper Jetsterten (5:11:37 PM): she played me Jetsterten (5:11:39 PM): i did a 17 dollar bill (5:11:46 PM): and then pm her to do the same a 17 dollar bill (5:11:54 PM): even if she's playing you, its worth a try a 17 dollar bill (5:12:19 PM): and i've been telling allan a million times that its piper leaving so he'll do that Jetsterten (5:12:51 PM): if i can survive this, steph is gone a 17 dollar bill (5:12:58 PM): well yeah a 17 dollar bill (5:13:05 PM): did you tell her that allan has teh idol? Jetsterten (5:13:11 PM): lorii did a 17 dollar bill (5:13:46 PM): and that is why i have been saying don't trust her this whole time Jetsterten (5:13:58 PM): i didnt tell her about this a 17 dollar bill (5:14:22 PM): tell who about what? Jetsterten (5:14:37 PM): wait, who are u talking about? Jetsterten (5:14:45 PM): gah, w/e a 17 dollar bill (5:14:45 PM): steph Jetsterten (5:14:50 PM): same a 17 dollar bill (5:15:01 PM): either way, i sent steph a pm too saying that the vote changed a 17 dollar bill (5:15:09 PM): hopefully piper goes a 17 dollar bill (5:15:12 PM): then we vote off steph next a 17 dollar bill (5:15:19 PM): then all four of us use the idol on allan a 17 dollar bill (5:15:24 PM): i mean vote him off a 17 dollar bill (5:15:30 PM): haha this has got me all confused Jetsterten (5:15:38 PM): im hoping that piper goes and he does use the idol a 17 dollar bill (5:15:47 PM): that'd be nice! a 17 dollar bill (5:15:58 PM): i wonder why steph lied to me about it Jetsterten (5:16:14 PM): no idea a 17 dollar bill (5:16:30 PM): ah well i guess my insticts her right a 17 dollar bill (5:16:39 PM): hope you're safe tonight and she doesn't fuck you over. ugh Jetsterten (5:16:52 PM): no idea Jetsterten (5:16:59 PM): from now on i'm not trusting anyone Jetsterten (5:17:04 PM): im telling no one nothing a 17 dollar bill (5:17:17 PM): which i guess could eb smart, but at the same time make people lose trust in you Jetsterten (5:18:03 PM): oh man a 17 dollar bill (5:21:32 PM): should be interesting i guess. our tribal council's boring haha Jetsterten (5:21:42 PM): alicia is gone? a 17 dollar bill (5:21:51 PM): yep Jetsterten (5:21:59 PM): i wish i was on ur end a 17 dollar bill (5:22:19 PM): yeah. apparently she and piper are trying to tie up the votes or wahtever. guess piper worked on steph but alicia didn't get through ot any of us Jetsterten (5:23:01 PM): what piper and steph are working together Jetsterten (5:23:07 PM): to tie it between me and allan? a 17 dollar bill (5:23:42 PM): well i doubt she's going through this elaborate plan to undermine our alliance on her own. she knows she's the first out when we're down to just us Jetsterten (5:23:52 PM): yeah a 17 dollar bill (5:24:24 PM): alicia probably wanted lorii, piper wanted steph, then those four would take out the rest of us Jetsterten (5:24:58 PM): then they would have gone with the plan to get allan out a 17 dollar bill (5:26:01 PM): maybe they'd try to pull over allan after seeing how we're trying to get him out Jetsterten (5:26:10 PM): oh man maybe Jetsterten (5:37:18 PM): allan told me hes voting piper a 17 dollar bill (5:37:35 PM): alright good a 17 dollar bill (5:37:46 PM): lets hope stephanie switches Jetsterten (5:37:52 PM): i pray to god it works out a 17 dollar bill (5:38:18 PM): yeah i'm right there with you Jetsterten (5:38:29 PM): whew Jetsterten (5:50:55 PM): its going to be a tie between allan and piper a 17 dollar bill (5:51:19 PM): oh really? Jetsterten (5:51:27 PM): yes Jetsterten (5:51:36 PM): if i had voted for allan, things would have worked out a 17 dollar bill (5:52:17 PM): who said that it would be a tie? Jetsterten (5:52:43 PM): i just think so Jetsterten (5:52:47 PM): allan is voting for piper Jetsterten (5:52:54 PM): i think the other two actually voted allan a 17 dollar bill (5:53:25 PM): but considering piper is the one who was working with the other tribe while she was with it and allan found out about the plan, who can trust them? Jetsterten (5:54:15 PM): yeah Jetsterten (5:54:24 PM): allan PMed me and told me he had the idol a 17 dollar bill (5:55:01 PM): interseting Jetsterten (5:55:20 PM): i cant get him to use the idol unless it would be 3-1 Jetsterten (5:55:28 PM): since i told him im voting with him he prob wont use it Jetsterten (5:55:37 PM): jeez if those two girls had just kept their mouths shut... Jetsterten (5:55:43 PM): i mean piper a 17 dollar bill (5:56:09 PM): whcih is precisely why i said not to include steph or piper in the plan because it would leak. haha and what do you know: they're included, it leaks Jetsterten (6:03:58 PM): dude i just want to survive the craziness Jetsterten (6:04:04 PM): if piper or allan go, its fine Jetsterten (6:04:08 PM): we can get rid of allan later a 17 dollar bill (6:04:24 PM): oh i'm not worried about him. rather about stephanie and piper and whatever they think they're pulling Jetsterten (6:04:32 PM): yeah totally Jetsterten (6:04:46 PM): u think lorii is in on this? a 17 dollar bill (6:05:14 PM): i have no clue actually Jetsterten (6:05:34 PM): she seems like more of a power player a 17 dollar bill (6:06:06 PM): you see her that way? Jetsterten (6:06:25 PM): like a silent player Jetsterten (6:06:30 PM): like the robin to steph Jetsterten (6:06:32 PM): or something a 17 dollar bill (6:06:48 PM): i think she's just a floater. she'll go with whoever is powerful Jetsterten (6:11:25 PM): true
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Post by Andrew on Mar 18, 2008 17:20:30 GMT -5
Really? I'm getting blamed for him and Steph fucking up the plan?
Really?
Sigh. This whole situation gives me an idea involving keeping Allan in and raping him of his idol. If he stays, that should be something to consider.
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