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Post by Andrew on Mar 20, 2008 19:35:56 GMT -5
From Steph:
THANK YOU, STEPH! Thank you so much for being so gracious and granting me pardon for saving my own ass. I was so worried you might be upset with me that I did what was good for me. Jesus Codie, you are such a wonderful human being!
And a fucking dumb one. If I wasn't going to vote you off before, telling me I get your vote when you're on the jury really secures it. Fucking tard.
Oh, and Sandy, I would just love if you could give me your hands so I can cut your wrists. That speech probably hindered me more than helped me, with your intense mumbo-jumbo of encouraging people to stop being with people they like (the four of us) and play the game with those they don't (Steph). Uh- yeah, since I'm the biggest threat, that probably will encourage them to drop my ass because apparently it's not working for them. Ugh. Now I've gotta fight my ass off to win immunity or else I'm probably gone. If I don't, I'll try to wrangle Ashley to voting for Allan or Loriiiiii because no one will bring her to the finals but me. Steph will do it because she's desperate. And dumb. Two rounds in a row I foil her magnificent plans to get ahead. If she just didn't DO anything she would have free ticket to the finals. Tough shit. But she is SUCH A GOOD PERSON OH MYLANTA (TM Bethany Conway). Seriously, it'll be fun to see what "smart" plays she makes this round. Probably start sucking on Ashley's dick.
And Allan- way to go on using the idol. Just- genius!
God these people are dumb. And I'll probably be next. That is just so sad.
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Post by Sandy on Mar 20, 2008 20:26:24 GMT -5
Aw Poor Andrew lol. That speech was really for everyone. I see it made you nervous, so my mission was accomplished . Also, you've gotten yourself out of jams before - I'm pretty sure you can do it again.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 20, 2008 20:37:36 GMT -5
Haha I would say that the part of "alligning yourself with your friends" wasn't directed towards me due to my blinding hatred of everyone. And getting out of these jams is just so time consuming, especially when dealing with brilliant minds such as these.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 21, 2008 8:23:09 GMT -5
- How does it feel to make it this far? Explain.It's great and a little hard to believe. I think when everyone applied they had visions of making it to the end, knowing that only one person could. So the fact that I'm still in it and so, so close to making it is nice. Especially because I crushed boring people's dreams in the process. - Looking back, what do you feel was the best move you made in the game? Explain.Hmm this is as tough as my mom's overcooked chicken (haha, that was so lame!). I would have to say making that alliance with Ashley, Allan, and Loriiiiii. Because of it I could help gather some votes to get out Chicken Little, we had the clear majority going into the merge with Loriiiiii switching sides, I made the teams in the final eight so I had two of my allies on my side for protection, and most recently, their votes kept me here. Despite the fact that I was all for Allan getting voted out and plotting nefarious schemes to achieve that end, they act like it never happened and I've been for this four since the beginning. Either they're very stupid or naive. Probably both. This has been the perfect alliance because it gave me room to do whatever I want, yet still have them loyal to me at the end of the day. - Out of the other 4 players, who do you feel you can beat in the finals and why?[conceited] I really feel as if I could beat anyone. [/conceited] I could be totally dumb, but I think if I made it to the finals, people would vote for me because I'm seen as the biggest threat and strategist and stuff, and given that I have controlled this game since the merge, I would get the votes. In an ideal world. But while others are thinking who to beat in the finals, I'm just focusing on getting there. While I may have the best chance in the end, I think I'm going to have the hardest time getting there. Unless my alliance continues having no brain and takes out Steph (hahahaha) over me. That'd be rich. - Who is your biggest competition? Explain.Everyone. I'm past the stage where I feel as if I need to get out certain people. I think that in the finals, everyone will have different game plans. Stephawho can go for the underdog factor, Ashley and Allan are likable and played the game, and Loriiiii is likable and could flaunt that she is the only person from the bottom feeders to be there. So I think they're all equal competition right now. - Who is your target this round? Stephawho, but if it were to change to anyone else, I wouldn't mind. I'm not even going to dare bringing up any other name just because I have been skating on thin ice the whole last round and if it leaks out (as it will in this alliance) I'm fucked. So if she doesn't win immunity, it's Steph. If anyone has other ideas, I'm all for it. And if she does win immunity, Jesus Codie help me. - If you were voted out next....(fill in with whatever comes to mind)I would cut a bitch. - Add other thoughts!!!I don't have any because I feel as if I have poured at my whole soul into this game and now I'm just a shell of the person I used to be. I have nothing more to give to you really. *dies* And this is not an exaggeration. I have proof in pictures. Me last year: Look at me. Happy, healthy, smiling in a very strange way with flippy hair. Do I have a care in the world? If I do, you can't see it here. It looks like I get the proper amount of sun and my eyes have that sparkle in them that shows I'm in love with life. And now, prepare to be shocked and a little sickened.. This is one year later. Pale and diseased and tragically thin. And look at how I needed to take out that red eye. If my soul wasn't sucked out from a Survivor game, I probably would not have any red eye whatsoever. This just goes to show you how SICK this is. NO ONE APPLY TO THESE GAMES EVER AGAIN, THEY TAKE YOUR INNER BEING!
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Post by Andrew on Mar 21, 2008 14:45:47 GMT -5
Holy shit that picture scares the crap out of me. BUT I WAS SICK WITH THE FLU SO THAT EXPLAINS MY DEATHLY APPEARANCE. Dear god, I don't always look like that.
Josh's interview was chock full of delusions. The fact that he calls himself a "gamer" says it all for me. Oh, and his close relationship with Andi? That must have meant a lot since she IMed me to get his ass out when she was voted out.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 21, 2008 16:50:59 GMT -5
Hehehe. A few things:
1.) It has nothing to do with your retarded choices in the game that do nothing but put you in bad positions. It has everything to do with your nonexistent personality and annoying superiority complex. And yes, I know I have one too, so you can smite me all you want.
2.) It's cute that you consider yourself a badass, but really. "I dare you." Ooh, shaking in my boots from the wicked and mighty Stephawho. What is she going to do? Type in all caps to me?
3.) Please. You are no Harry Potter. He will be remembered forever while you will be washed away with the sands of time.
4.) You suck.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 21, 2008 20:32:20 GMT -5
Alright, I'm going to continue my tradition of thinking ahead/overanalyzing to an annoying amount just because it's what I do.
I'm assuming that Stephanie will be gone next round. Despite Sandy's threatening and ominous speech, everyone still seems to be on board with it. Allan keeps talking about how we need to win and so does Ashley. I made sure to tell them both that Stephawho keeps offering an alliance to me, even though she hasn't. Just in case she does the same to them, it makes her seem untrustworthy/unreliable/risky, while making me look like a faithful alliance partner with no deals on the side.
So, if all goes to plan, in the final four I have three options, considering my three final two alliances:
1.) The Master and His Puppy Dog- Allan said he wants to go guys versus girls, original Nene versus original Humuhumu, which I'm all for I guess. He was nervous about the potential "Golden Children" alliance, put I quickly pooh-poohed (haha- pooh) that and offered to get Ashley out just to make him feel at ease. He agreed, so if I go with this, Manley goes.
2.) The Harry Potter Alliance- Loriiiii and I have bonded over our love for Harry Potter (except she doesn't know how much it is apart of this very game) and I offered a final two alliance and she accepted. This whole game she has been nothing but passive, so I have no idea where her head is it, especially since she is so social, likable, bla bla bla nicecakes. If I go with this, I'll offer to let her decide, just so I don't rub her the wrong way. Knowing Loriiiii, however, she'll have no opinion and leave it up to me. Either one of the A's goes.
3.) The Golden Children Alliance- dubbed by the wonderful Stephawho, Ashley and I have already agreed to go to the end together just because it seems "right." That's what I said and she agreed, despite the fact that I was doing nothing but blowing smoke up her probably hairy ass. No doubt she'd love to take out Allan just because Loriiiii- well, she's Loriiiii.
Whichever scenario I go with, it seems that the big L is going to stay. If Steph wins immunity, no one will target her this round, and in the final four, she'll be on no one's radar. She's played a fantastic game of evading detection and letting everyone else make the decisions, and I don't know if it will pay off in the end. I will probably vote for her if she's in the final two, however, becaues I really think she played well. Ashley was all over the place and retarded, while Allan was that times ten. I shudder to think if Stephanie has enough intelligence to even tie her shoes.
Exhibit A:
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:23:00 GMT -5
WHO THE FUCK IS EXLATING STEPH? WHAT HAS THAT USELESS PIECE OF SHIT DONE TO MAKE HERSELF EARN THAT? NOTHING! WHO DARES DEFY ME IN MY QUEST TO MAKE HER FEEL LIKE CRAP? YOU WILL REGRET THIS. FUCKING SMITE THAT BITCH!
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:25:02 GMT -5
OH FUCK NO. WHO IS SMITING ME? IS IT YOU, STEPH? DON'T YOU FUCKING MAKE ME THE NEXT EARL. YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE MY WRATH. ACTUALLY NO, DO IT. DO IT! I DARE YOU! OH I FUCKING DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU TO DO IT! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE MESSING WITH. YOU ARE PLAYING ONE DANGEROUS GAME, MISSY!
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:29:31 GMT -5
STEPH MUST GO DOWN! I DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME TO THIS, BUT I MUST BREAK OUT THE BIG GUNS. KILLER ZOMBIES, ATTACK!!!!!!
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:30:10 GMT -5
See what I did there? They sucked out her soul like they did mine.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:30:29 GMT -5
Oh I hate myself. I really have hit rock bottom.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:31:18 GMT -5
My lips are so fucking chapped. Stephawho must be working her voodoo on me. How dare she, just as we're approaching the Lord's day. She will go down.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:32:38 GMT -5
I am spamming my confessional just because I am so fucking bored. Plus, the others might think that I did some big time scheming over this break. MUAHAHAHA.
This is what you get for going on a vacation, Sandy. Your game crumbles!
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:35:16 GMT -5
I shall combine one line from every single of every chorus of MAH BRTSH POP BAN!!!!DQ!E21
OUT TO THE ELECTRIC NIGHT I'M ALREADY WASTED MY LIFE GOT COLD JUMP FOR MY LOVE NOBODY SEES THE SHOW WHAT WILL THE NEIGHBORS SAY? TAKE ME INTO YOUR DARKEST HOUR YOU TREAT ME ROUGH TO SHOW THAT YOU CARE IT'S ONLY SUNDAY MORNING AND I NEED THAT FRIDAY FEELING AGAIN YOU CAN'T MISTAKE MY BIOLOGY HEARTACHE LEADS ASTRAY I'M TALKING ABOUT A WHOLE LOTTA HISTORY SOMETHING KINDA OOH MAKES MY HEART GO BOOM BOOM THE BEATING OF OUR HEARTS IS THE ONLY SOUND WALK THIS WAY YOU GOTTA TALK THIS WAY SWEET AS TOFFEE? NO NO NO.. JUST CUZ YOU'RE RAISING THE BET AND CALL THE SHOTS NOW-OW-OW-OW ON ME I CAN'T SPEAK FRENCH SO I LET THE FUNKY MUSIC DO THE TALKING, TALKING NOW
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