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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:39:24 GMT -5
Tomrrow is Easter. Whose excited? Not me. Why? Because I want my family to burn up. THEY SUCK. My aunt is like the jolly green giant (sans the jolly part) and she always looks like she wants to puke whenever she sees me. My uncle has no back teeth (how white trash is that) and my two cousins are the most boring creations. Plus, Easter? WHO CARES! Not me. All we do is sit around and my mom (who I loathe beyond belief) tries to force conversation. Since I'm the only person with a personality she always wants me to help her, but due to blinding hatred, I do not.
Fucking holidays.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:39:53 GMT -5
This makes me seem really cracked out, but I'm perfectly fine. I'm,just bored. I swear.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:40:33 GMT -5
Good lord these pretzels are delicious.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:40:49 GMT -5
A little salty.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:41:04 GMT -5
But delicious all the same.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:41:27 GMT -5
I wonder what Morgan's hat is doing right now.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:42:00 GMT -5
Steph's boyfriend's parents do pot. She told me. I don't know why. I should report them to the authorities or some people who hate people who do pot and they tranquilize them or something. There are people like that, right?
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:42:25 GMT -5
New theory that I developed: Steph's boyfriend? Doesn't exist.
Either that or he's her cousin.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:43:45 GMT -5
I wonder how wasted Loriiiiii is right now.
I wonder how much weight Josh has gained.
I wonder how much cock Heather is getting.
I wonder how much rent Allan is paying his mommy.
I wonder how much cock Ashley is giving.
I wonder how Steph's fantasy trip is going.
I wonder why I have no life.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:45:31 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Woooooooh![/glow] [glow=green,2,300]Ahhhhhh![/glow] [glow=yellow,2,300]My confessional has special affects![/glow] [glow=orange,2,300]This post was brought to you by crack![/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]Provided by Steph's cousin's parents![/glow]
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:46:50 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]JuSt Me AnD mY ShADOw[/shadow]
LLLLLLLF
GRAFFFFFFITI MY SOOOOOUL
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:48:53 GMT -5
Okay. So casting?
Chris- boring Chicken Little- boring/big hips Jesus Codie- needs to be locked up Kyle- boring Alicia- boring Harry- HA! Steph- scary badass. I DARE YOU! Ashley- boring
ETC. ETC. ETC. ETC.
ETC.
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:50:03 GMT -5
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:51:29 GMT -5
!!!!!!!!!!!!fks!J!!J!I!!!
Soething's wromg wth mee.hfsodufh fjsldi
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Post by Andrew on Mar 22, 2008 21:51:53 GMT -5
Seriously, I'm not drunk.
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