Immunity #5 Judging

[Sandy]

At around 9pm EST I will post what both tribes have done here. I need some help judging this cahllenge - so whoever's around then I'd love the help

[kenyoncambodia]

yay

[Sandy]

Okay all active Bloggers have access to tribe camps. In the camps you will find a thread titled 'Official Immunity Challenge #5.'

All I need everyone to do, is grade each image, its title, and the commentray along with it.
Score each image/title/commentary for each tribe on a scale from 1-10. 10 being amazing, 1 being not so hot.

[Sandy]

Here are the scoring thingamabobbers-

Please judge on creativity, if the commentray was witty enough for you, did it make you laugh? Etc...

Just reply here with the scores you give em


Nene Tribe:

1. /10
2. /10
3. /10
4. /10
5. /10
6. /10
7. /10
8. /10
9. /10




Humuhumu Tribe:

1. /10
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9. /10

[Sandy]

Humuhumu Tribe:

1. (Matthew)

matthew said:

YOUR MOM IS A HOE



THATS RIGHT LITTLE WHITE BLOND BOY SANTA CLAUS IS DEAD! AND HE DIED BECAUSE YOUR MOM GAVE HIM SYPHILIS! SHES THE BIGGEST SKEET SKEET EVER KNOWN AMONG THE HOLIDAY CHARACTERS. HELL THE EASTER BUNNY AND CUPID RAN A TRAIN ON HER WHILE SHE WAS DRUNK NEW YEARS.

2. (Monique)

monique said:

A Typical Day in California~



Darn terrorists, you'd think they'd come up with some new ideas or at least hit the target this time.

3. (Kyle)

kyleofcambodia said:

Zidane Does It Again!



Zidane was angry enough after getting the red card in the 2006 world cup. He left the French National Team to go to Real Madrid. In his third game that season, he realized he was playing against Marco Materazzi, the same guy he headbutted in '06. He was about to go apologize to Materazzi, but the referee thought that he was going to do headbutt him again. The referee started kicking Zidane, so in return, Zidane kicked him in the nuts! He was subsequently given the red card again, suspended for the rest of the season, and currently, you can find him working for Martha Stewart Living. He doesn't edit the magazine, he just cleans up in the editing studio!

4. (Alicia)

alicia said:

Dancing with the Bulls



"First matador incorporates the challenging headstand...not bad, but could be a little straighter...7/10"

5. (Lorii)

lorihearn11 said:

[glow=red,2,300] Colgate Acid [/glow]

"It'll Bring Back your smile, but not your teeth ! "

6. (Waiting)



7. (Matthew)

matthew said:

SPOILED MTV BRAT



"OMG MOM I HATE YOU!!!! WHY DIDNT' YOU BUY ME THAT 08 EARTH DESTROYER FOR MY SWEET 16 BITCH!!! I COULD JUST DIE RIGHT NOW!!!!!"

8. (Alicia)

alicia said:

Chair-Lock



New bullying technique

9. (Piper)

piper said:

And we wondered.....


"This is exactly why all the men in our survivor are gay"!

[Sandy]

Nene Tribe:


1. (Josh)

jet said:

The Worst Way to Convince Your Kids There's No Santa Claus



"This is what happens when you forget to put the fire out on Christmas Eve!!!"

2. (Allan)

allan said:

On the Set of ABC's Lost



As Claire ventures closer to get a better look, Kate sits up and nervously says to Sawyer, "I don't think we should be sitting here in plane sight."

3. (Artist)

artist said:

That's the way I like it,Uh Huh!



Ahhhh,Papi I like it Rough!!!

4. (Waiting)



5. (Payne)

andrewp said:

The Dentist Did a Great Job- Her Tooth is Clean!



Patient: I hope that it went well. That was my first extraction.
Doctor: Oh, trust me it did. It was my first extraction too!

6. (Earl)

earlypearly89 said:

Nasdaq Gets EXCITED over Price Jump



Amount made when the Nasdaq goes up: $1,850
Amount lost when the Nasdaq goes down: $593.39
Knowing that none of these men will ever get laid: Priceless

7. (Andii)

sittingpretty said:

Don't Mess With the Rednecks Daughter

Little Girl: This will teach that bitch to take my Barbies!

8. (Ashley)

ashley said:

When Good Ideas Go Bad



I just wanted to look up her skirt!

Point of advice: Don't hit on the teacher til she hits on you!

9. (Ashley) Ashley)

ashley said:

Steroids Does a Body Good?



Being a world famous bodybuilder i need to be in shape. So I take steroids makes me look great. And the only side effect...my body produces testosterone but I've grown the man parts I've always wanted. If you want a bangin' body be like me and take steroids.

[kenyoncambodia]

I will post mine here and then modify it when the otehrs pop up in here. I was looking at the tribes site when I did mine so they are in a little bit of a different order but oh well. It's all good..



Nene Tribe:

1. 5/10 -Alan’s lost plane wreck- Lost is great and it was pretty creative but I didn’t really like the pun on plane site. It wasn’t funny enough for me.

2. 8/10- Ashley- good ideas go bad.. this was rather funny.. looking up the skirt and got his head caught in a chair. I dug it!

3. 7/10 –Andi’s redneck.. haha! Never mess with a girls Barbie!

4. 10/10- Earls tongue men- I thought this was freaking hilarious. I was like boring boring boring boring and then: knowing these men will never get laid.. and then I looked at the guys tongue again.. LOL way to go earl!

5. 7/10- Josh’s Santa- heh that’s pretty good. I would feel awful if I was that kid burning up poor santa.

6. 2/10 – Andrews toothy one- eh not funny, didn’t like it
7. /10
8. /10
9. /10




Humuhumu Tribe:

1. 8/10 Pipers buff woman- I don’t know if it was the picture or her comment completely but I thought it was a pretty funny combo! Good job!

2. 2/10 I know this is Survivor and we are all grown ups and all but I thought Matthew’s comment was way distasteful and it doesn’t even make sense to me.

3. 7/10 Matthews spoiled tv girl- Now this one was funny! He really captured the angst of teenage girls… lol Matthew.. we knew it was in you.

4. 0/10 Moniques terrorism- I thought this was incredibly tasteless. Lots of people died on 9/11 and yeah I know its been a few years but still, lets use our brains. Did she really think that might not bug anyone?

5. 5/10 – Lori’s teeth- little funny but it really didn’t make sense to me.

6. 6/10- Alicias bull balls- I love the girl, but I didn’t love the caption. It was okay,
a little witty but not great.

7. 1/10- Kyles Nutkick- too long man, I was bored all the way through and I was expecting some kind of ‘lift’ but got nothing. I’ll give ya one for trying.

8. 8/10- Alicias bully- This one was great! Short and sweet! The kids face is perfect!
9. /10

[christinacambodia]

Humuhumu

1. Matthew: 5/10. It fell flat. Your momma jokes are SO 1999.

2. Monique: 1/10. Not in good taste at all in my opinion.

3. Kyle: 1/10. Damn boy, we don't want a bloody book!

4. Alicia: 7/10. Funny I gave her the same rating she gave the bull. Kinda made me chuckle.

5. Lorii: 6/10. Meh

6. Heather: 10/10. HILARIOUS! Quite possibly the BEST capti...oh wait...she didn't post. 0/10!

7. Matthew: 8/10. Funniest one yet, spoiled Super Sweet 16 brats!

8. Alicia: 7/10. Just ok for me.

9. Piper: 10/10. Perfect. Dropped out of my chair funny.

Nene:
1. Josh: 8/10. Blame the child for Santa's death. AWESOME!

2. Allan: 8/10. BURN to Lost! LOVE it!

3.

4.

5. Payne: 8/10. Just overall hilarious.

6. Earl: 9/10. Never get laid! HA! Maybe they should hang around me...nope, still no hope of getting laid.

7. Andii: 8/10. Haha little girl tries to kill another girl for taking her Barbie. AWESOME.

8. Ashley: 10/10. Teacher teaching a child a lesson. Wish Kenyon would teach me a thing or two!

9.

[Sandy]

Nene Tribe:

1. 3/10 - Josh was not funny with dead santa. He could have gone a lot further with it.

2. 3/10 - I appreciate the mentioning of Lost, but I didn't get it.

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5. 6/10 - it was a colgate picutre and he was talking about extractions. I dunno, I like the idea of a little convo, but I didn't laugh much.

6. 10/10 - Earl's PRICELESS interpretation = gold.

7. 8/10 - Andi knows you don't mess with a girl and her barbies. Awesome!

8. 7/10 - I like the title Ashley made, but Im not liking the commentary 100%.

9.




Humuhumu Tribe:

1. 8/10 - Sorry I didn't find this tasteless. Sorry, but anytime someone says SKEET SKEET I die laughing.

2. 6/10 - I don't mind mentioning terrorists, and I'm from New York. Comedians do it everyday but however, Monique is no Comedian. I like the title though, so she gains points.

3. 3/10 - 1 point for being Kyle, 1 point for typing a lot, and 1 point for participating. His was horrible tough!

4. 7/10 - Alicia was clever with the judging of the bulls handstand.

5. 7/10 - I found Lorii's Colgate pretty witty. One of my favs. ACID!

6. 0/10 -

7. 9/10 - Matthew just makes me laugh. OMG I COULD JUST DIE!

8. 9/10Bullying by Alicia. Short and Sweet - def funny.

9. 10/10 - Pipers was the most Original.

[andrew]

Oooohhh, this should be fun.

HUMUHUMU:

1. Matthew: Ummmm, what in the fucking hell was this supposed to be? Not funny, not making any sense, not gettting any points for that worthless piece of garbage. 0/10

2. Monique: A bit offensive, but at least there was a humor that made some sense.....I guess. 3/10

3. Kyle: WAAAAAAAAAAAY too long! Leave it at Zidane kicking the ref's balls for red carding him. Still, best one yet. 7/10

4. Alicia: Ha! Not bad, not bad. Could've been better though. 8/10

5. Lorii: I kinda liked this one actually. But I think that's more from the picture than the joke. 5/10

6.

7. Matthew: MUCH better! Loved it! 10/10, (matt's averaging a 5 per picture, so still bad)

8. Alicia: It was a good effort. I can see some kid doing this, so I give it a good score. 9/10

9. Piper: Best. Comment. Of. The. Challenge. Sadly, I think it's probably true, lol. 10/10


NENE

1. Josh: Lol, kinda cute. 6/10

2. Allan: Lost reference is nice, but it really wasn't that funny to me. 4/10

3.

4.

5. Payne: I liked the title, but not the joke. 3/10

6. Earl: LOL, much better. The tounge was perfect, the joke wasn't horrible either. It made sense. 9/10

7. Andi: THIS is the Andi we all know and love! 10/10

8. Ashley: Heh, very nice and again, you can just see some kid doing it. 10/10

9.

[bridgetofcambodia]

Humuhumu
1. Matthew: I'm sorry, the joke didn't really make sense. But bonus points for saying SKEET SKEET! 7/10

2. Monique: I thought this was quite funny actually, surprising coming from her. 8/10

3. Kyle: wtf, honestly. That was just idiotic, way too long. 3/10

4. Alicia: meh, this one didn't do a whole lot for me. it was cute, but nothing special. 6/10

5. Lorii: not bad, not bad. The title was good, the description was lacked a little. 6/10

7. Matthew: HAHAHAHAHA, I loved this one! Priceless. 10/10

8. Alicia: lol, this one made me laugh more than her first one. 8/10

9. OMG, I FUCKING LOVE THIS ONE! 10/10

[bridgetofcambodia]

NeNe
1. Josh: Booooring, and unoriginal. 4/10

2. Allan: Also boring and unfunny. But the lost idea was a good one. 5/10

5. Andrew: Meh, just kind of there. Nothing compared to what he wrote for Earl. 7/10

6. Earl: HAHAHAHA, fucking love it! Andrew totally wrote it though.. 10/10

7. Andi: I strangely liked this one, not as good as Matthew's but still impressive. 9/10

8. Ashley: LOLOL, The title and first sentence of the commentary was gold. the second fell short, but still great. 9/10

[Morgan]

Humuhumu Tribe:

1. 0/10 - Just hate people insulting moms and it was just nasty, dunno I just hated it.
2. 8/10 - I understand it might be tastless but I thought it was funny, I actualyl smiled so there you go.
3. 2/10 - I don't know but it wasn't funny... seemed more like a news in a channel than a funny thing.
4. 4/10 - It was quite funny but not too much. Maybe its cause I don't like the pic?
5. 10/10 - HILARIOUS, enough said.
6. /10
7. 3/10 - I feel Matthew could have come up with something better.
8. 9/10 - Made me giggle, it was just funny thinking of guys bullying a kid that way.
9. 9/10 - It was just so funny, and the pic did help.




Nene Tribe:

1. 10/10 - just great.
2. 5/10 - As Kenyon loved the lost idea but I didn't found it that funny.
3. /10
4. /10
5. 6/10 - Title is hilarious but the whole dialogue thing kinda toned it down.
6. 10/10 - Picture's hilarious and the quote is hilarious, who would have thought Earl could be entretaining?
7. 10/10 - Gotta love a spoiled lil' girl and her barbies.
8. 10/10 - Just flat out hilarious.
9. /10

[kenyoncambodia]

admin said:

Nene Tribe:


2. 6/10 - I don't mind mentioning terrorists, and I'm from New York. Comedians do it everyday but however, Monique is no Comedian. I like the title though, so she gains points.

It's not mentioning Terrorists that bugged me. It was the fact that she said they couldn't get the target right. I guess if you knew someone on one of the three planes that became creamated alive, not to mention any of the people in the buildings... now I'm getting frustrated so I'm gonna stop talking. But it's just tactless and I think finding humor in such loss is just uncool.

Okay.. really.. I'm done.. I don't want to offend anyone either.. just wanted to express my view.

[Sandy]

Nene:

#3: 5/10 Artist could have done better. It's a bit unoriginal imo. The title and comentary are like the same thing.

#9: 7/10 Ashley gets points for attempting a second one, but it wasn't as good as her first. The title is funny, but the rest is ehh.