Episode one......

[Piper]

Hey people hey!!!!

I'm Piper Mason, 19 years old. am from Barrie, Ontario. I think I have an advantage because I lived in Hawaii for 5 years a with my mom after my parents divorce. I am going to knock the dudes and chicks off their feet and win this game by playing the all around sweet heart!!!! I do have to say I am no where near sweet or have a heart!! watch your backs because Piper ain't here to play for fun.

[Piper]

Kodie: PIPER?
Piper: Hey
Kodie: This is Kodie from Hawaii
Piper: Oh lol
Kodie: Sorry, I've just been waiting for you to get on to talk to you
Piper: okay... lets talk
Kodie: You remind me of a girl I use to work with
Piper: lol i get that a lot
Kodie: really?
Piper: yup this one chick said she saw me at her school\
Kodie: really?
Kodie: In this game?
Piper: no in a group
Kodie: oh...
Kodie: Well...the girl I worked with almost made me straight, so....she was really cool
Piper: lloll
Piper: oh
Piper: I had no idea
Kodie: that I'm gay?
Piper: yeah I kinda thought everyone would be stright with me
Piper: lol
Kodie: is that a problem?
Piper: I have that effect
Piper: no lol
Piper: My nephew is gay
Kodie: really...how old is he?
Piper: 16
Kodie: And he's already come out?
Piper: hes let everyone know
Kodie): good for him...strong
Piper: and my mom kinda knew it
Kodie: I'm sure he's hott, because you're hott!
Piper: awwww thanx
Kodie: *blush*
Piper: so in hawaii what are your plans?
Kodie: You know...since I don't know tribes yet, I'm just trying to feel people out right now
Piper: thats what im doing!!
Kodie: Really? Who all have you talked to?
Piper: I taked to matt
Kodie: oh...he seems nice
Piper: but I don't really see him as a threath
Kodie: I agree
Piper: hes to nice
Piper: thiss game is not built for nice people
Kodie: I guess that could be a problem for me too
Kodie: I'm not too nice
Kodie: but still
Piper: lol im not mean but I know how to play
Piper: yeah lol
Piper: I doubt you would be too nice I hope not
Piper: your like the only true person I met in this game
Kodie: only true?
Piper: yup
Piper: thats what I met so like out of 4 people
Kodie: Who have you really talked to?
Piper: matt, this asian chick
Kodie: Steph or Monique?
Piper: I can't really tell them apart
Kodie: HAHA!
Piper: its true!!
Kodie: Well...thanks for that
Kodie: I'm pretty much honest all the time
Piper: me too
Kodie: And that brings me to a most important topic
Piper: ummm humm
Kodie: Josh Tyler
Piper: yeah
Kodie: He has no loyalty at all
Piper: omg
Piper: wow I am so going to try to make friends with him then stabb him
Kodie: HAHA!
Kodie: If he's on my tribe, that's where my first vote is going
Piper: lol I guess I met an enemy
Piper: whats makes him disloyal?
Kodie: um...he backstabbed me in a game, and has done so to many people that I know
Piper: Oh.....so we have a "player"
Kodie: yeah
Kodie: I have no tolerance for those types
Piper: me neither! its the same way with earl!!
Kodie: What?
Piper: earl
Kodie: What about him?
Piper: There is a few people who are not playing this game told me not to trust him because if he has power he doesn't like to share it a
Kodie: oh
Kodie: So, from what I hear, he's making all kinds of alliances, but no one likes him, they all plan on using him
Piper: yeah people helped him out then he back stabbs them
Kodie: hum....
Kodie:What is your game play like?
Piper: I have this play of just trying to tell the truth because I want to be known as the honest game
Kodie: oh my heck! I know what you mean
Kodie: People call me "loyal to a fault"
Piper: lol
Piper: I hate when they say that the backstabbers deserve to win
Kodie: ewe...I know
Piper: Thats why I have to play the backstabbers and get them out before they become a problem
Kodie: And, who all do you think are backsabbers?
Piper: im still trying to point them out
Piper: its hard when you hardly know anyone
Kodie: That's very true
Piper: all I have to go by is other peoples words
Kodie: Well...I swear on everything that that is how Josh is

[Piper]

Piper: Hi, Im Piper!!
Earl: hey piper
Piper: so I just wanted to say hello to everyone
Earl: ook well HELLO
Piper: aww
Earl: how are you doing?
Piper: Im doing great
Earl: well then that is grrrrreaaaatttt
Piper: it so is!!! lol so how are you?
Earl: i am doing excellent
Piper: I am so so so glad to hear that
Earl: me as well?
Earl: !!*
FiFlirt (3:55:31 PM): LoL yay now that were on the same page
Earl: are you pumped for this game to start
Piper: hell yeah!!!!!!
Earl: Right on!!!
Piper: so who do you think you can't really trust?
Earl: Josh
Piper: thats what everyone is saying
Earl: i am just going by word of mouth
Piper: yeah
Earl: but i dunno
Earl: haha

[Piper]

So far I been getting the Idea that no one likes josh and that can really bite me in the ass if what they are saying is true and I don't take care of it soon. If I am put on his tribe he will for sure be first to go.
Everyone just doesn't like the dude lol first impressions huh!! I hope some bitches aren't talking about me because they go another thing coming to them!!! I AM A MEGA-BITCH!!!!!!! lol I crack my self up!!

[Piper]

Andrew: hey! its Andrew. Just thought i'd say hi before the game starts and all
Piper: Hi Andrew
Andrew: whats up?
Piper: I think the sky other then that nothing much
Andrew: haha yeah i think the sky might be up
Andrew: excited to get the game going?
Piper: I sure am
Andrew: i'm nervous about the challenge. i hope its not one of those things were the losers get voted off or something
Piper: lol
Piper: that makes me want to try harder
Andrew: haha yeah me too. i hope the challenge isn't like whoever can type a 25,000 word novel in five minutes wins
Piper: pssh then I will for sure be going home
Andrew: hopefully it'll be easy trivia. like "tomato: fruit or vegetable?"
Piper: fruit
Piper: I doubt that tho
Piper: something hawaii-ie
Andrew: maybe some hula dancing
Andrew: that would be rather festive
Piper: I can do that!!
Piper: my hips are frikin huge
Andrew: haha well thats a fun fact
Piper: lol
Andrew: maybe if its trivia of the contestants and its "who has big hips?" then we'll know
Piper: omg im sure that chicken girl has huge waist
Andrew: ahahaha i am sure of that too
Andrew: i bet heather has a hot little body though
Piper: ewwwww
Piper: lol

[Piper]

Andrew I feel like I really don't want to be on your tribe!! Your just to nervous!!! I like men who are confident!!! So if I have the time and you are on my tribe and some how we lose I am going to blame you!!! Andrew thats you!!!!

[Piper]

Piper: what should i get for the island?
Kodie: A grass skirt
Piper: lol
Kodie: gum!
Kodie: Peanut Butter
Kodie: Doughnuts
Kodie: Pizzqa
Kodie: I've thought about this before
Piper: i hate peanutbutter
Kodie: NO WAY!
Piper: I do
Piper: I just hate the after taste
Piper: so every time as a little girl I would run to the sink after I just finished a Pb&J just so I can get the taste out
Kodie: oh
Piper: I love doughnuts tho
Piper: the powder kind
Kodie: I mean yummmmmmm
Piper: lol
Kodie: I'm such a dork sometimes
Piper: no not really
Piper: unless im a dork
Kodie: are you a dork?
Piper: if you are i am
Kodie: okay...we can be dorks together!
Kodie: YAY US!
Piper: Dorks for life!!
Kodie: yay
Piper: even tho dork means whale penis
Kodie: no
Kodie: not like that at all
Kodie: so many lols
Piper: oh sorry lmao
Kodie: moving it up a step now
Piper: I sure am
Kodie: So...where are you from again?
Piper: im was born in Barrie Ontario
Piper: but I moved all over with my mother
Kodie: But you're still in Canada?
Piper: I am now
Kodie: Did you ever live in the states?
Piper: I have
Piper: and guess where
Kodie: Indiana?
Piper: Hawaii!!!! lmao
Kodie: oh my heck!
Piper: yeah but don't tell anyone
Piper: lol no one wants a person who has been on the islands
Kodie: awwww....I do
Piper: yay
Piper: im wanted
Kodie: haha
Kodie: Awww...you keep leaving and coming back
Piper: no Im not
Kodie: *pouts*
Piper: no everyone keeps talking to me
Kodie: oh.....like?
Piper: no
Piper: I wanna talk to you
Kodie: the most?
Piper: there is like 5 guys talking to me
Kodie: from the game?
Piper: well 4
Piper: earl some dude named andrew
Kodie: Andrew is in the game
Piper: yeah
Kodie: He seems pretty straight forward
Piper: hes talking about how hes scared
Kodie: about?
Piper: hes scared that he might not do to well
Piper: on the challenge
Kodie: oh my heck...I am too
Piper: im not
Kodie: I guess I'm not really, but I just always get a bit of getters
Piper: lol
Piper: I feel that way when I applie but not in the game
Kodie: I hate doing challenges
Piper: I know!! but the fun ones rock
Kodie: That's true
Piper: umm humm
Kodie: So, what part of these games do you like most?
Piper: the drama!!
Kodie: oh...this is my fave part
Kodie: getting to know everyone
Piper: guess what!!
Piper: lol
Kodie: what?
Piper: I been talking to you the most
Kodie: I thought more was coming to that
Kodie: haha
Piper: no I trust you the most
Kodie: *blush* YAY!
Kodie: I trust you too
Piper: yay!!
Kodie: so...maybe we'll be on the same tribe then?
Piper: I really hope so because I just can't work with those other girls
Kodie: Why?
Piper: well not all of them, but I just don't get along with those types of bitches
Kodie: Well....that would be good for me to hear though, because that means you wouldn't backstab me for half the cast
Piper: lol never
Piper: I promise
Kodie: haha...I only tease you
Kodie: You're too cool to vote out anyway
Piper: awwww you too
Kodie: *blush*
Piper: yeah so lets talk about those scary men
Kodie: Which ones?
Piper: the mihio one
Kodie: oh yeah
Kodie: I am like 98% sure that one of them is a real person that will be coming into this game
Piper: I think that too
Kodie: totally
Piper: are all alumni the people who played this?
Kodie: They have played one of Sandy's past 6 seasons
Kodie: most of them were last season
Piper: oh
Kodie: awww
Kodie: You're too cute
Piper: I try not to be
Kodie: so...your name is really Piper...not to be rude
Kodie: you try NOT to be?
Piper: yeah its Piper I hate it!!!
Piper: I should of made something up
Kodie: I love it
Kodie: I really love this get to know each other part
Piper: lol so its humuhumu vs nene
Kodie: can you get into nene?
Piper: no
Kodie: and the other is passward?
Piper: yup
Kodie: okay
Kodie: I'm making sure that tribes aren't made up already
Kodie: I've been asking people about it
Piper: yeah
Piper: I think they are
Piper: just so people can do the challenge
Piper: as a group
Kodie: I don't know...
Piper: then again it does says right to stay
Kodie: I think the challenge might be to split the tribes
Piper: yeah or they will do the wanda pick
Piper: where wanda wasen't pick
Kodie: eep
Piper: whats eep
Kodie: I want to be picked!
Piper: ill pick you if Its really that way
Piper: is josh the fat one?
Kodie: yeah
Kodie: with the big hair
Piper: oh dear I thought it was the albino one
Kodie: I'll have to go look
Piper: kk
Piper: I do think its the school yard pick and the scary men or women will take their place of who ever is eliminated
Kodie: He's the one between you and Andi
Piper: ewwwwwwwww he looks like hes eating
Piper: who is the cross eyed girl/
Piper: I can so work with her
Kodie: crosseyed?
Piper: yeah
Kodie: I don't know...where is she?
Piper: shes wearing white and red
Kodie: Heather?
Piper: well not really cross eyed, DON'T POINT!!!
Kodie: haha
Piper: just losted
Piper: scares me but yeah after this game is done she will be almost as good looking as me
Piper: and you lol
Kodie: oh yeah
Piper: so do you know her
Kodie: um...I just remember everyone's names
Piper: oh
Kodie: I've looked over that chart about 100 times
Piper: I just saw it but never really paid attention
Kodie: haha...I have to learn about everyone
Piper: and the girl with black hair
Piper: omg I thought Andii was the one with the beer
Piper: but I remembered that her other pic on myspace is the other one
Kodie: oh yeah
Piper:The first Immunity Challenge will involve finding your campground!
Kodie: how do you know that?
Piper: sandy wrote it
clarinetmusic08 (5:19:14 PM): Where?
Piper: okay on the left side on top of his picture
Kodie: like home?
Piper: yeah
Piper: under
iSurv1vor 7: Hawaii
Kodie: I see it
Kodie: hum...it's an interesting idea
Piper: wow I almost missed that
Kodie: I did too
Kodie: What if we need to find our passward?
Piper: yeah like they would send us to all these crazy places
Kodie: yeah

[Piper]

- How have the first few days been in the game for you?
I was really getting scared over the ghost people!!! They freak me the hell out!!! Im up like every late night and wait im the only one up!!!! the rest are sleeping. I start to see things but you know I got that Canadian blood in me so I never run away. Then I start to see andii talking to her self!!!! I guess the scary men like things easy people if you know what I mean{wink, wink}

- What do you think of the competition (fellow castaways), explain?
I am up to my head with competition!!! There all cheaters!!!! They didn't even get passed part one of the challenge! I did so all my work got me sitting on an island {a haunted island I might add} and Im stuck with the two men who obviously can't protect me because there the weak kind!!!! I wanted Artist and josh so they can scare them away.

- Anyone stand out as a threat, why?
I see chicken and josh. Josh because no one trusts him. I also pick Chicken for being a bitch ass ho who put me here you know I didn't even talk to her and she wants to put me up here!!! What a ho!! I don't even like chicken Im more of a turkey kind anyways. watch your back because Piper might go all K.F.C on your ass.

- Who are you getting along with the most right now, why?
Kodie!!!! I love Kodie!!! Hes so Real no one else is like him!!!

- Anyone getting on your nerves this early in the game, explain?
Like I said Chicken!!!! with her phony ass I bet your name isn't even chicken!!!

- What did you think of the challenge and your performance?
I tryed my best but some time you got to cheat to come out on top!

- Any alliances brewing?
Theres the outcast alliance! With Earl, me, and matt!



- Please add anything else that is on your mind:
I HATE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!! Josh not as much because I hardly know him. But chicken.........im all out of words for you.

[Piper]

{On EXILE ISLAND}



Piper: Hi matt!!!
Matt: HI AND WHO MIGHT THIS BE
Piper: Piper!! lol
Matt: HI PIPER LOL
Matt: I SEE WERE ALL EXILED
Piper: lol yup
Piper: thats why im here
Matt: ALL 3 OF US NEED TO STICK TOGETHER
Piper: hell yeah
Matt: CAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT THE GHOSTS WILL TRY TO DO
Piper: did chicken put us here?
Matt: YEP
Piper: uggggg
Piper: shes a new enemy
Piper: AND SHE UNRETIRED TO PLAY THIS GAME WHICH MEANS SHES EVERY1'S THREAT
Piper: hell yeah
Piper: I just wanna scrath her face out right now
Matt: LOL DONT SAVE YOUR HATERD FOR THE CHALLENGES
Matt: WE DEF NEED TO BE THE DARK HORSES IN THIS GAME
Piper: yup yup
Piper: Im so going to kick ass and thats this triccs asses
Matt: LOL
Matt: WE NEED TO PWN AT A TEN SPEED LEVEL
Piper: where is the hidden fourm?
Matt: I COULDNT LOG INTO IT IT KEPT SAYING ERROR
Piper: mines says your not allowed
Matt: MINE TOO
Piper: is the thing like where you have to type the password in/
Matt: YEAH IT DOESNT COME UP
Piper: Im guessing the gods hate me
Matt: THEY HATE ME TOO THEN LOL
Piper: lol
Matt: BUT EARL AGREED THAT WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER SO WE WILL BE DESTINY'S CHILD LOL
Piper: yeah im beyonce!!!
Piper: lol
Matt: LOL I GUESS I LL BE KELLY EVEN THO IT DOESNT MATTER WERE ALL OUT SHADOWED BY BEYONCE LOL
Piper: lol
Piper: yeah beyonce is ferice
Piper: or how ever you spell it
Matt: LOL
Piper: so it us 3 huh?
Matt: YEP RIDE OR DIE
Piper: i pick ride
Matt: YESSS LOL
Piper: so when we don't find the immunity idol who do we vote out first/
Matt: WHOEVER IS THE THREE GHOSTS
Piper: who is the three ghostz/
Matt: I HAVE NO CLUE LOL
Piper: so the three ghorst are playing this game
Matt: YEP IT WAS REVEALED IN THE CHAT =/
Piper: ugggh
Piper: do they read our confessionals?
Matt: I DONT THINK SO
Matt: NOW IM GOING TO GO LAY DOWN NOW LOL TTYL =]
Piper: kk bye













So Im getting the feeling chicken just made a mistake or maybe she has a reason who knows but she just screwed with the wrong bitch!!!

[Piper]

Andrew: Wow that challenge was the most impossible thing I have ever done in my life
Piper: hi Andrew
Andrew: haha hey
Piper: I had afew done it was just the word that we need the most in the game
Piper: i kept putting idol
Piper: or immunity
Piper: but no it was torch
Piper: i feel dumb
Andrew: haha trust me, you probably did a lot better than me. i did not get any of the clues at all. i only made it as far as i did because the hosts posted the answers haha
Piper: lol
Piper: i wasn't paying attention only the game
Piper: I feel dumb because andii me the answers have already been posted
Andrew: haha i know, i was like watching tv and talking to my real life friends
Andrew: it definitely required full concentrating
Piper: lol multi-tasker
Andrew: haha that multi-taking led to me failing miserably
Piper: you got there before me I think
Andrew: yeah because i asked josh for the answer hahaha
Piper: lol
Piper: ewwwww
Piper: cheater!!!
Andrew: haha yes, that is me
Andrew: i hope the next challenge is like what's 1+1?
Piper: thats one I can do














































Andrew your such a cheater you shit face!!!! I hate you!! I can't believe all my hard work about knowing it was a yellow hibiscus didn't really help because everyone knew the answer the the trird one!! and I was so ahead but I wasn't paying attention about the post because I was so focused!!!

[Piper]

Kodie: wasn't that crazy?
Piper: yup and now I'm in exile
Kodie: I saw
Piper: WHY!!!!
Kodie: your guess is as good as mine
Piper: so what does that chicken bitch have against me?
Kodie: Maybe she wants you to get a clue
Kodie: to get the HII
Piper: or maybe she doesn't like me
Kodie: Have you talked to her?
Piper: and thats okay because she made a new enemy, no I haven't talked to her
Kodie: now now
Kodie: Stop that, She might have a better reason for sending you
Kodie: Maybe she thinks that you all will make an alliance with her to try to get the HII or something
Piper: I'm down for that because more and more people are coming up to me now
Kodie: don't forget me, piper!
Piper: i won't you my true loyal friend and I will never cut you off lol ill tell you every thing after ever one finish talking to me
Piper: no one will ever guess us two
Kodie: haha....like Earl and Michelle!
Piper: oh i get it, i get it
Kodie: haha...okay
Piper: but earl won, i wanna be earl lol
Kodie: haha.... I don't think Sandy would do that kind of twist
Piper: Michelle didn't do anything
Piper: she just sat on her ass
Kodie: she did a lot
Kodie: She was always listening to everyone else and reporting to earl
Piper: I know but all talk and no action
Kodie: maybe
Piper: lol
Piper: but i swear were going to be ummm Danielle and josh from big brother
Kodie: I don't watch BB
Piper: but yeah its two people who work one alliance with another alliance
Piper: and they come together and
Piper: decide who should get off there alliance
Kodie: Do you have an alliance going?
Piper: who do you think the ghosts are?
Piper: and no not yet
Kodie: I think they're really people
Piper: I know but there playing this game
Piper: 3 players are the ghosts
Piper: but who?
Kodie: on exile with you guys
Piper: no
clarinetmusic08 (6:53:22 PM): what if
Piper: lol... Matt says the 3 people are cast members
Kodie: Oh my heck, It makes sense
Piper: yeah
Piper: sucks
Kodie: Are you all on a tribe?
Piper: no
Piper: not yet
Piper: are you?
Kodie: no
Piper: Matt wants me to hook up with earl
Kodie: like sexually?
Piper: no ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Piper: earl is so
Kodie: I know
Piper: hes earl
Piper: not my type
Kodie: What IS your type?
Piper: I like a man with a personality
Piper: he can be fat or skinny but if hes boring
Piper: its not going to work
Kodie: HAAH.... That's SO Earl!
Piper: thats so not
Piper: earl has no taste
Kodie: haha...I know
Piper: I mean I would do him but never in a relationship
Kodie: REALLY?
Piper: yeah
Piper: I mean hes okay looking but ewwwwwww if I had to look at that for the rest of my life I would kill my self
Kodie: HAHA! ME TOO
Kodie: You're too cute
Piper: lol I am

[Piper]

Stephanie was the first to go. How sad. Oh well she was to slow anyways!!! She obliviously couldn't help me out!! To bad so sad return to reality!!!