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Post by hawaiianchicken on Feb 17, 2008 13:49:02 GMT -5
I hope we're allowed to swear.
That said, what the FUCK is with these freakin' weird-ass question mark men? Shut the FUCK up and speak English for God's sake! You're in America! How about YOU freakin' go WAIHU? Jesus.
I actually don't have that much rage against these dudes. Nor am I that worried about them. I mean, seriously. They're freakin' pixels. They're a twist in the game, for sure. Am I worried? Not especially.
In fact, I'm really not that worried at all about this game in general. I've already made an alliance with Kodie (the perky gay guy, hooray), Andi (oh, the cute girl, shoo-in for the win), and Andrew (unbelievably adorable 16-year-old newbie... nobody's target.) And I'm the slightly insane girl with the crazy name who everyone's going to hate real fast, because I can't shut the fuck up. =)
I would talk more, but I'm about to hurl. Bronchitis is the worst. Hooray. =)
P.S., just in case anyone needs to know or cares, I want a BIG roll of bubble wrap for my luxury item.
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Post by hawaiianchicken on Feb 17, 2008 20:24:47 GMT -5
Hello, everyone, welcome to the Chicken show.
Ah, that's right. Yet again, another game I've begun where I haven't learned how to do the ONE FUCKING THING I always tell myself I need to learn how to do: NOT TO SHOW EVERYONE I'M BRILLIANT.
Okay, let me talk about myself for a minute here. I'm one of the most intelligent people you'll find in one of these games. If we're talking about basic intelligence, I have an IQ of 125. That puts me in the top 10% of the country. If we're talking logic and puzzles, my IQ is a 135. Top 2% of the country. I'm an Honors student, and I have been all my life. I've been ahead of a great percentage of my peers as far as intelligence is concerned.
The problem with that is that for some reason, I can't play stupid. It's like this little switch turns on in my brain, and all of a sudden it's like "ooh! A puzzle! I MUST FINISH IT FIRST!"
Am I worried about this whole finishing first thing? Uh, little bit. The brilliant people are almost always targeted because they are brilliant.
The problem for intelligent people on Survivor (and I've always said this) is that several stupid people > one intelligent person.
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Post by hawaiianchicken on Feb 18, 2008 8:47:31 GMT -5
- How have the first few days been in the game for you?
First couple of days have been fine... how have they been for you? I don't know why you're asking me this. If you expect me to freak out, it's not going to happen. Pretty much all that came out of these first few days is an alliance in which the key players don't really trust each other that much (now THAT is a radical idea... an alliance without trust, who'da thunk it?), the reaffirmed information that yes, I can and often do win challenges, and the absolute and utter enjoyment that has come out of screaming "WAIHU!!!!!!!11111!!!11eleventy!11!!1" at my computer the top of my damn lungs. =)
- What do you think of the competition (fellow castaways), explain?
I beat them all into the tribe by 11 minutes. I strongly considered giving Josh the answer to get him in second - thank God the boy was smart enough to figure it out on his own. Soo... right now I'm kinda sitting here twiddling my thumbs thinking... are some of these people really that daft? Yeah, um, alright. Andrew was complaining last night how hard that challenge was. Compared to some I've faced, it was quite easy. Of course, if you're going to let it challenge you, then it's gonna be hard. Damn, boy, don't they teach you "you can do ANYTHING" when you're in high school? You ARE 16, are you not? Jeez.
Most of these people I don't really know that well yet, for one reason or another. The people I've talked to are the people that have AIM. Go figure.
- Anyone stand out as a threat, why?
Hm, threat. What's a threat? Oh, what a nice target, why don't I fit it very squarely on my own back. I'll be super surprised if people aren't already taking out their 12-gauge shotguns (LMAO the thought of some of these people with a shotgun... like Kodie, oh my god, they'd change the Second Amendment just to keep Kodie from having guns, and lmao the whole NRA would break out their Super Secret Arsenal of D000000000M TM just to hunt Kodie down so they can have their guns back. Oh America, land of the free and home of the guns.) and aiming for me. Good damn thing I'm fucking bulletproof. There's a reason I've won 4 ORGs. I'm just that damn good, mmkay?
- Who are you getting along with the most right now, why?
I can't really say I ever "get along" with anyone. I love someone, or I really don't love them. I'm an eccentric personality. If you haven't figured that out by now, you're probably very stupid. =)
- Anyone getting on your nerves this early in the game, explain?
Yep, Kodie's acting like a drama queen. He has absolutely NO reason to believe he's going to get voted out next, but yet he's like adamant that he's going home. It's like, shut up for two seconds dude, seriously. Your whining is starting to give me a serious migraine.
- What did you think of the challenge and your performance?
Did I not just go over this ad nauseam? NEXT QUESTION, PLEASE.
- Any alliances brewing?
I'm sure I've already written this, but I am in an alliance with Andrew, Andi, Kodie, and Nick. We know Josh will take Andi for his tribe, so we'll probably try to split the group 3-2 over two tribes. I'm just glad I didn't send one of them to Exile to be with those Waihu retards that are coming into this game to mess shit up for me.
- Please add anything else that is on your mind:
I would like the 12 oz. prime rib, medium rare, lots of fat, baked potato with lots of cheese, sour cream, hold the chives, oh can I have some extra au jus for the steak, you know I gotta keep my cholesterol up, oh yeah, and a pint of Guinness on the side. No Guinness? What the fuck, people, this is America! Alright, give me one of those fruity girly Hawaiian drinks served in a coconut with an umbrella in it.
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Post by hawaiianchicken on Feb 18, 2008 19:53:38 GMT -5
Where's my steak? I really want that steak.
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Post by Sandy on Feb 18, 2008 22:51:46 GMT -5
U said Ribs, not steak!
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Post by hawaiianchicken on Feb 19, 2008 0:10:36 GMT -5
Prime rib is steak! Do you know nothing about meat, Sanderson?! Prime rib is the really fatty steak that, if grilled correctly, practically falls off the fork. MMMMMMMM. NOW GET ME ONE. =)
lololololol can I call you Lysander?
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