Round Seven

[Andrew]

Well, well, well, I survive to fight another day. I felt I was going just because of the whole original Nene thing and that I refuse to talk to those mouthbreathers. Well, lo and behold, Zzzandi went home.

And I do feel a bit bad about that, because I actually didn't hate her. In fact, I liked her (I don't wanna talk about it) and I considered her my number one ally. Eh, what can you do though? I'm so relieved that it's not me that the time for mourning Andi has passed. But don't you worry, because I WILL avenge your vote. Unless it requires me to do more work than I expected or if its just stupid, because then I won't.

But with Andi gone, I'm not kind of dependent on the whole Ashley/Allan/Josh thing, and then the Allan/Ashley/Loriiiii thing, which I'm not to hyped about. But whatever. I guess I'll do what I can with this and see what happens.

And then the beloved Stephawho decides to grace us with her wonderful presence. You know, I was just thinking how glad I was to make the final twelve and how twelve is the best number and how I was born on 12/12 so it's like fate, and twelve, twelve, twelve. So imagine my pleasure when I discover, oh wait, no. We're fucking thirteen again.

I really have no reaction to Stephawho. She'll probably be all badass to try to prove that she doesn't really suck, but she doesn't need to try that hard. Just showing up puts you ahead of Heather (although I'm proud of my girl for filling out tribal council questions. Way to go, activity!) I'll play nice, although I hate meeting new, lame people, and she looks like one of them. Either way, me, Josh, Allan, and Ashley have the numbers, so we'll decide who goes home if we lose. Which will be Heather. I'm sorry, but dragging her around is getting a little old. As much as I love her and her curves, enough is enough. Although I'd be just as happy to get rid of omg!Piper.

Which leads me to.. evil genius. Mastermind. BRILLIANT. I really hope that my theory on Pippy being the diabolical center of all things evil is correct. I think that she threw the challenge wanting to be sent to exile (which, duh, if she read the directions, the losers sent people to exile) and then one of our tribe would be eliminated. BRILLIANT! Of course, if that's not what happened and she's a fucking moron, then she's.. well, she's a fucking moron. But I'm going to hope and pray that she's a mastermind, because if I'm right, then I look smart. And if I'm wrong then the Pippster is really the dumbest human being in the history of life.

I have a rant about Harry Potter being a fucking bitch who I want to beat to death, but more on that later. I need time to collect my thoughts on that.

Oh, and before I leave, Loriiiii, who is playing the part of a drunk dumbass, PMed me saying how happy she was that Allan, Ashley, and I made it through. Wow, THANKS LORIIIIII! She also wants to make sure I'm not mad at her and that we're good for the merge. Suuuure. Despite the fact that I really don't know you, I would love to go to the finals with you. Gah, she's a wench, but I find her kind of endearing. Shoot me in the face.

Irony! I'm the only person left out of the alliance from hell and I was the one that didn't want to be in it. Oh, life is such a little bitch sometimes and I'm quite happy about it. I told you hugeass alliances never last, and what do you know. What was that about being final five, Codie?

That's what I thought.

[Andrew]

I really want the pits of hell to open and suck Alicia in.

Fucking bitch breaks the rules for the challenge, THEN WHINES THAT STEPHANIE IS DOING IT, then proceeds to be a wench to Sandy. "Haha, I'm a cheater, and you spelled individual wrong."

CHOKE.

[Andrew]

Slingback480 (10:30:16 PM): Hi Andrew, this is Stephanie. Just wanted to say hello
a 17 dollar bill (10:30:28 PM): hey stephanie! sorry, i didn't see you online. how's it going?
Slingback480 (10:30:45 PM): I'm well, just got off a shift at work and sped home for the challenge.
Slingback480 (10:30:50 PM): Very excited to be here. And you?
a 17 dollar bill (10:31:21 PM): eager to win haha. must be nice to get in the game! it sucked to leave so early and have some inactive people manage to stay in
Slingback480 (10:31:39 PM): I was very disappointed, but it's water under the bridge now really.
Slingback480 (10:31:48 PM): Do you think I should attack Alicia or Lorii?
a 17 dollar bill (10:32:14 PM): i'd say alicia to take her out faster. lorii lives ina different time zone and its really late there, so she should be gone soon, i think
a 17 dollar bill (10:32:20 PM): plus alicia has a lot more hits
Slingback480 (10:32:24 PM): Okay, good idea. I'll hit Alicia
Slingback480 (10:33:17 PM): But then I can't hit her a third time in a row, I don't think
a 17 dollar bill (10:34:03 PM): but other people have posted, right?
Slingback480 (10:34:18 PM): I'm a little confused about the rule. Let me ask Joel
a 17 dollar bill (10:34:49 PM): yeah, you're okay. you just can't post three times in a row. but we are between you, so its okay
Slingback480 (10:35:13 PM): Oh alright, thanks for clearing that up.
Slingback480 (10:35:27 PM): You're the first one from the tribe I've met, actually. Is anyone else online?
a 17 dollar bill (10:35:37 PM): yeah, ashley is
a 17 dollar bill (10:35:45 PM): oops, delete your last post. you posted five minutes too early
Slingback480 (10:36:15 PM): Something must be wrong with my computer clock
a 17 dollar bill (10:36:28 PM): yeah, the forum clock is slower than the computer one. it always messes me up
Slingback480 (10:36:36 PM): I see
Slingback480 (10:36:38 PM): thanks for telling me
a 17 dollar bill (10:37:21 PM): no problem! don't worry, the other tribe did it like a million times haha
Slingback480 (10:37:42 PM): I suppose I would have figured this out a few challenges ago otherwise
Slingback480 (10:37:47 PM): what is Ashley's AIM name?
a 17 dollar bill (10:38:12 PM): [e-mail]480 (10:40:07 PM): Thank you
a 17 dollar bill (10:41:26 PM): no problema 17 dollar bill (10:41:38 PM): thank god you're cool haha. some people in this game are- well, less than coolSlingback480 (10:42:25 PM): Really?
Slingback480 (10:42:32 PM): I don't know a thing about anyone
Slingback480 (10:42:36 PM): What should I know? haha.
a 17 dollar bill (10:43:57 PM): haha lemme thinka 17 dollar bill (10:44:07 PM): well piper really blew that last challenge for us. did you see that?Slingback480 (10:44:26 PM): No, I didn't have access to the challenge forum until I was brought back into the game.
a 17 dollar bill (10:45:12 PM): ah. well basically we would have won if the person posted the right thing. but piper "accidentally" posted the wrong one and we lost. she totally threw it to the othersSlingback480 (10:45:31 PM): That sounds kind of suspicious.
a 17 dollar bill (10:47:08 PM): i know. but luckily it worked out and we got youSlingback480 (10:47:35 PM): I'm really glad you feel that way. I was worried that everyone would be bitter at me for coming back in so late and immediately want to kick me out.
Slingback480 (10:47:42 PM): But you and Ashley are both being really welcoming.
Slingback480 (10:47:45 PM): I appreciate it.
a 17 dollar bill (10:48:52 PM): no problem! again, its not frequent that you get to meet cool people in this gamea 17 dollar bill (10:48:57 PM): and trust me, you came on the good tribeSlingback480 (10:49:15 PM): It seems like I did. When Sandy told me I could come back, I was secretly hoping to be over here.
a 17 dollar bill (10:49:44 PM): yeah we pretty much dominate. except if we lose this one hahaSlingback480 (10:50:45 PM): I hope not.
Slingback480 (10:50:56 PM): Is that why everyone sat out Piper? because she's playing both tribes?
a 17 dollar bill (10:51:14 PM): yepa 17 dollar bill (10:52:24 PM): i kinda wish we hadn't since heather is always mia, but ehSlingback480 (10:52:46 PM): Right
a 17 dollar bill (10:56:29 PM): i think that we should concentrate on taking out aliciaSlingback480 (10:56:39 PM): Okay, I will get her with my next hit
Slingback480 (10:56:52 PM): I just accidentally hit Kyle though, sorry about that.
a 17 dollar bill (10:57:07 PM): its alright!a 17 dollar bill (10:57:14 PM): their strategy is awful. they're focusing on josh, who isn't even hereSlingback480 (10:57:51 PM): I don't much understand that either
a 17 dollar bill (10:59:32 PM): oh wow the challenge is starting over again Slingback480 (10:59:39 PM): why?
a 17 dollar bill (10:59:52 PM): sandy wrote a note in the immunity challenge thingSlingback480 (11:00:03 PM): Oh, that really stinks.
Slingback480 (11:07:06 PM): We should probably plan a strategy of who to hit
a 17 dollar bill (11:08:16 PM): we should save artist and earl for last. artist is rarely there and earl just leftSlingback480 (11:10:48 PM): ok
a 17 dollar bill (11:11:14 PM): and i would say we all target one person first, like matthewSlingback480 (11:11:25 PM): I don't think we can do that
a 17 dollar bill (11:11:30 PM): why not?a 17 dollar bill (11:12:57 PM): ack wait, i just read the instructions wrong haha. i'm realllly dumba 17 dollar bill (11:13:11 PM): okay, i say we hit alicia, lorii, and matthew firstSlingback480 (11:13:51 PM): ok
a 17 dollar bill (11:15:27 PM): so i'll post in their threads first, you post in the others?Slingback480 (11:15:47 PM): oh ok I see what you mean
a 17 dollar bill (11:15:54 PM): because we can start three attacks, so we have just enough because ashley has to goSlingback480 (11:16:05 PM): I see
Slingback480 (11:16:10 PM): so who do I hit?
Slingback480 (11:16:18 PM): Artist, Kyle and Earl?
a 17 dollar bill (11:16:21 PM): yepSlingback480 (11:16:23 PM): ok
Slingback480 (11:21:15 PM): so then we can switch off and attack every 15 mins
Slingback480 (11:21:34 PM): until we've made 5 total attacks on each person, and then we have to stop.
Slingback480 (11:21:36 PM): Right?
a 17 dollar bill (11:21:42 PM): soudns gooda 17 dollar bill (11:22:03 PM): if i sign off, its because my copmuter is being a big wench. hopefully i'll be back on. its been acting up all day and its doing it againSlingback480 (11:22:15 PM): Okay, I'll wait for you then.
Slingback480 (11:22:49 PM): we can post now
a 17 dollar bill (11:22:51 PM): alrighta 17 dollar bill (11:24:33 PM): okay and now we just wait i guessSlingback480 (11:24:38 PM): ok
Slingback480 (11:25:50 PM): So where are you from?
a 17 dollar bill (11:26:12 PM): good old north attleboro massachusetts, the crappiest town ever hahaa 17 dollar bill (11:26:14 PM): how about you?Slingback480 (11:27:01 PM): I'm from California
a 17 dollar bill (11:27:19 PM): how do you like it?Slingback480 (11:27:30 PM): It's great. I really recommend it.
a 17 dollar bill (11:27:58 PM): i want to go out there for college, so yaySlingback480 (11:28:12 PM): You should. Have you applied yet, or do you have a year or two?
a 17 dollar bill (11:28:31 PM): i have two years to go, but my bags are already packed, believe meSlingback480 (11:28:45 PM): Wow, you seem much older.
a 17 dollar bill (11:29:05 PM): haha thanks. how old are you?Slingback480 (11:30:11 PM): I'm turning 23 this week
a 17 dollar bill (11:30:48 PM): happy birthday in the future!Slingback480 (11:31:01 PM): Thank you
Slingback480 (11:31:17 PM): Wow, this challenge is really going to last all night
a 17 dollar bill (11:31:36 PM): ugh i know hahaSlingback480 (11:33:24 PM): So we're assuming Heather won't participate at all, and Piper is sitting out
Slingback480 (11:33:34 PM): So it's just you, me, Ashley, Allan and Josh?
a 17 dollar bill (11:34:15 PM): yepa 17 dollar bill (11:34:47 PM): heather does randomly pop up sometimes though hahaSlingback480 (11:35:00 PM): Oh does she?
Slingback480 (11:35:11 PM): Ashley told me she hasn't been around since day 1
a 17 dollar bill (11:35:40 PM): well technically she doesn't. but she posts like once a week, but its always retarded and doesn't contribute hahaSlingback480 (11:36:07 PM): And she outlasted me on the first challenge, how sad
a 17 dollar bill (11:36:39 PM): i know. sadly that was one of the times she randomly popped up hahaa 17 dollar bill (11:37:18 PM): lets switch off in what threads we post in. so i'll get earl and artist and kyle, and you get lorii, matthew, and alicia for this oneSlingback480 (11:38:46 PM): ok
Slingback480 (11:38:59 PM): Heather just posted!
a 17 dollar bill (11:39:20 PM): she did?Slingback480 (11:39:31 PM): yes
a 17 dollar bill (11:39:35 PM): where?a 17 dollar bill (11:40:05 PM): we can post nowSlingback480 (11:41:12 PM): she must have deleted it
Slingback480 (11:41:16 PM): Maybe she hadn't read the rules yet
a 17 dollar bill (11:41:45 PM): nice to know shes here haha

[Andrew]

a 17 dollar bill (10:08:14 PM): hey, see the challenge?
[e-mail] (10:08:42 PM): yes
[e-mail] (10:08:48 PM): i started have you?
a 17 dollar bill (10:09:17 PM): who did you attack?
[e-mail] (10:09:51 PM): lorii shes attacking me
a 17 dollar bill (10:10:43 PM): why is that? are you guys okay?
[e-mail] (10:11:28 PM): oh yeah lol they wanted to get rid of me when they voted one of us out but she changed there minds she doesnt want them to know shes with me so it was just for show...
a 17 dollar bill (10:11:52 PM): oh smart, smart
a 17 dollar bill (10:11:59 PM): it says she attacked heather
[e-mail] (10:14:04 PM): i dont know...
a 17 dollar bill (10:14:20 PM): ummm i don't think the other tribe gets teh challenge
a 17 dollar bill (10:14:28 PM): you're only supposed to post one every 15 minutes
[e-mail] (10:14:32 PM): yes
a 17 dollar bill (10:14:45 PM): they're all posting like a million times
[e-mail] (10:14:52 PM): each person can only post every 15 mins
a 17 dollar bill (10:16:28 PM): hahaha sweet, did you see that sandy posted that if you break a rule, you're eliminated?
[e-mail] (10:16:44 PM): awesome so are they eliminated?
a 17 dollar bill (10:16:54 PM): they should be, alicia and matthew
[e-mail] (10:17:05 PM): nice
a 17 dollar bill (10:18:11 PM): i was so nervous that i was going to be voted out. i thought out of you, me, allan, and andi, she'd be the last one gone
[e-mail] (10:18:54 PM): well they wanted me gone then lori talked them out of it then they wanted allan and she talked them iout of that then they said andi and she couldnt do much else
a 17 dollar bill (10:22:45 PM): ah well its good it wasn't you, me, or allan
a 17 dollar bill (10:22:54 PM): and we and josh still have the majority
[e-mail] (10:23:13 PM): are we getting rid of stephanie if we lose?
[e-mail] (10:23:24 PM): just guessing cause shes the newest lol
a 17 dollar bill (10:23:48 PM): haha i would say so. and heather's actually alive
[e-mail] (10:24:14 PM): i know and apparently allan got her to align with us
a 17 dollar bill (10:24:22 PM): umm what? haha how did he talk to her?
[e-mail] (10:25:14 PM): they played a game together before so he had her on aim or something apparently shqes really loyal too
a 17 dollar bill (10:26:03 PM): oh thats nice. i didn't know they played before
[e-mail] (10:26:46 PM): well shes apparently in 12 games and i dont know about allan though...
a 17 dollar bill (10:26:58 PM): what the hell, kyle just broke another rule! three of them have and they haven't gotten busted!
[e-mail] (10:27:08 PM): message sandy right now
[e-mail] (10:27:13 PM): this is ridiculous
a 17 dollar bill (10:27:29 PM): ugh i know. would that appear too needy and annoying though?
[e-mail] (10:27:42 PM): no they are breaking the rules
a 17 dollar bill (10:28:10 PM): i think i'm going to post something in our campsite. he'll read it
[e-mail] (10:28:17 PM): ok
a 17 dollar bill (10:28:53 PM): haha wow i phrased it SO passive agressively
[e-mail] (10:29:33 PM): i read it its good to the point hopefully he'll read it
a 17 dollar bill (10:37:59 PM): i'm talking to stephanie and she's really cool
[e-mail] (10:38:40 PM): i know she seems cool we can get rid of heather and get steph on our side we need another person
a 17 dollar bill (10:39:02 PM): i would say that seems smart. because heather won't even be aroudn to like do anything, you know?
a 17 dollar bill (10:39:05 PM): OR, get rid of piper
a 17 dollar bill (10:39:15 PM): she really fucked that challenge up for us and it wasn't because she's a moron
[e-mail] (10:39:41 PM): i totally forgot about her
[e-mail] (10:40:13 PM): yes her firt then heather or switch if they send her to exile
a 17 dollar bill (10:40:32 PM): exactly
a 17 dollar bill (10:40:46 PM): i was so pissed when she did that. ugh
[e-mail] (10:44:15 PM): yeah i can guarentee theyll send piper to exile i wish there wasa limit as to how many times in a row someone can get sent
a 17 dollar bill (10:46:32 PM): oh i know. ugh, we just need to win
a 17 dollar bill (10:46:45 PM): i think we should pile all of ours onto someone to get them out. that's what i'm doing with alicia
[e-mail] (10:47:31 PM): you can only attack one person maximum 5 times just keep that in mind
a 17 dollar bill (10:48:04 PM): thats true. wheres allan?
[e-mail] (10:48:20 PM): no idea havent seen him on here all day
a 17 dollar bill (10:48:35 PM): he posted on the message board in the noon. ugh, this is one where we could use him
[e-mail] (10:48:55 PM): this is one where we could use everyone
a 17 dollar bill (10:50:18 PM): they're being really dumb in not attacking the people who are even here
[e-mail] (10:51:06 PM): i know
[e-mail] (10:58:49 PM): steph is in an alliane with us lol she said she thinks you and i are great and would love to be in an alliance
a 17 dollar bill (10:59:02 PM): ahahaha we're just alliance magnets
[e-mail] (11:00:15 PM): well we have good numbers nnow...you me allan, steph and lorii is josh with us? and artist keeps talking about an alliance with me which kinda thrws me off but if hell vote with us i mean thats all we need\
a 17 dollar bill (11:00:59 PM): josh definitely wants to keep our tribe together and we have that thing with allan and lorii on the side
[e-mail] (11:01:20 PM): ok good
a 17 dollar bill (11:01:34 PM): agh the challenge is starting over
[e-mail] (11:01:57 PM): why?
a 17 dollar bill (11:02:14 PM): sandy posted in the forum
[e-mail] (11:03:58 PM): per tribe you can only attack 1 person per 15 mins
a 17 dollar bill (11:06:49 PM): wow this challenge will take forever then
[e-mail] (11:08:04 PM): i know
a 17 dollar bill (11:08:38 PM): who should we target first? i would say matthew or alicia
[e-mail] (11:09:15 PM): do you think we should get as many people as possible started
a 17 dollar bill (11:09:45 PM): i think we should work on one specific person first
a 17 dollar bill (11:09:55 PM): because if we go for a lot of people, it will be forever until we knock one out
a 17 dollar bill (11:10:08 PM): but if we go all for one, that's one less person that can knock us out
[e-mail] (11:11:05 PM): true
[e-mail] (11:11:09 PM): ok matthew
a 17 dollar bill (11:11:43 PM): alright. can i hit first, because i have to leave soon because my moms being a wench and i'm holding her at bay
[e-mail] (11:12:07 PM): i have to leave too....we are done where is everyone else
a 17 dollar bill (11:12:39 PM): oh wait, i got it wrong
a 17 dollar bill (11:12:44 PM): nevermind, yeah, we should spread them out at first
a 17 dollar bill (11:12:47 PM): duh, i'm really stupid sorry haha
a 17 dollar bill (11:13:21 PM): we should hit lorii, alicia, and matthew first i think
[e-mail] (11:13:28 PM): its ok well i have to go im really sorry but i have to get up at 6 am
[e-mail] (11:13:45 PM): i thought it wouldnt have been stopped
a 17 dollar bill (11:13:49 PM): haha its okay
a 17 dollar bill (11:13:53 PM): i know, this is on the lame side
[e-mail] (11:14:10 PM): ah boo well ill be on early so ill do as much as i can
a 17 dollar bill (11:14:27 PM): yep same here. sleep tight!
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[Andrew]

Alright, I think it has been established by this point that the other tribe is chock full of dumbasses. The first round, when we didn't know how to do the challenge and were all doing it wrong, they were breaking the rules that we all made up. Then was it clarified, Kyle and Loriiiiii are still doing it. Oh silly kids, tricks are for kids. Yes, I realize that doesn't make sense, but I've been wanting to say it for a while, and it seemed like it was now or never.

I predict winnage, although they can easily take the lead if two of them are online for a bit. Oh well, I'll do my contributions by posting twice before I leave and see what happens. I really don't want to lose just because I would love to send omg!Pippy's ass packing, but it's pretty much a given that the other tribe would have her on exile, so then it'd be Heather. Allan was in a past game with her (which he didn't tell me) and knows her, which is weird, since she's never fucking around. Apparently he roped her into an alliance, which is nice and all, but doesn't really help us because she's in the dictionary under "Worthless Piece of Shit (But Very Sexy Nonetheless)." Plus I talked to Stephanie at the challenge, and she's very dedicated, devoted, bla bla bla, and I like her. She wants to be in an alliance with me and Ashley, which I'm all good about.

Speaking of which, Ashley told me that she was the other tribe's target, but Loriiiii got them to change it to Allan, who then got it changed to Andi. Hehe, I'm just tickled that I was never on the chopping block. Either I overestimated my abilities as a threat or.. well, actually, that's really it all could be. I'm happy about that though. And speaking of Loriiiii, she needs to stop PMing me stupid stuff. She hopes that voting out Andi won't get in the way of the alliance, she hopes that giving me hits won't get in the way of the alliance. Look, Alcoholics Anonymous, it's a fucking game. Of course I don't care that you're trying to help your tribe win! God, moron. That's really all I have to say about that topic. Wasting my energy on Loriiiii just doesn't seem worth it.

And Allan. He's getting my last nerve and I'm pretty sure that he is my new stalker. Mr. Bunny Boiler IMs me with this, after I've been away for a few hours:

Foglight75 (4:00:08 PM): where are you?

FIRST OF ALL, I'M AWAY! I thought we talked about this. And second of all, STOP BEING CREEPY! I could be having sex with Hilary Clinton smothered in car oil while playing Chinese checkers and that really would be none of your damn business.

Anyway, that's all I have to say.

[Andrew]

- Anything on your mind? Speak up

I actually would like to say some things but I won't. The end.

- How did it feel to lose Andi?

I've already talked about it in detail, but it sucked. I liked Andi (the only one that I liked) and I was probably most loyal to her, so it's a bit disorienting, yeah.

- What did you think of Humuhumu's decision to oust one of your players? Explain.

Seemed smart on the surface, I definitely would have done it. Of course, Sandy being the person he is, made sure that it would bite them in the ass for it, so I am more than grateful for it. If we lost someone like Piper or Heather and gained Stephanie, that would be great, but whatever. I'm alright about it.

- What were your initial thoughts on Stephanie rejoining the game? Explain.

I wasn't thrilled, just because it adds one more person I have to beat, plus its a bit annoying that we've all been busting our ass to make it this far and she gets to walk in the game without doing anything. But she can't be faulted for it and she's a nice girl and wants to be allied with me, so it's good.

- How do you feel about your position in the game? Explain.

I feel like I lost a lot of ground with Andi going and gained a bit with Stephanie, but once again, I'm not too happy. I can't see myself thriving in the merge, just because I have too many people I want to pick off and I don't know if I can get people to help me with it. Oh well, things change on a dime, so let us see what happens, shall we?

- Do you expect to make the merge? How are you going to get there? What fellow players to do you expect to see there?

I think I can make the merge, at least if we stick with the tribes we're in. But if we were going to suddenly switch and I'm stuck on the Humuwhathumu, I'm definitely gone. I have Josh, Allan, Stephanie, Ashley, Loriiiii (?), and Heather (uhhh?) on my side, so hopefully I'll be in a majority in a tribe mix up. Heather's ass should be gone, and I would prefer Piper's to be as well. If I had to pick a final 10 (which I expect the merge to be, but it probably won't because this game is a bitch) then it'd be (hopefully) me, Josh, Allan, Ashley, Stephanie, Lorii, Alicia, MATTHEW, Earl, Piper.

- Who do you trust most now 17 days in to the game? Why?

No one. Hate them

- Who do you trust the least out of everyone in the game? Why?

Well there's a lot of people who I'm not allied with and I don't trust, such as Piper. But for people that I'm allied with and I don't trust, that'd be Allan. Especially with him having some secret past with Heather Klum in Singapore or something like that.

- Who do you view as the biggest threat from stopping you making it to the end? Explain.

Everyone. Yes, it's cliche, but shut up. Anything can happen (Stephanie is a living example of that) and anyone can make it through, whether having an alliance, winning immunities, or pure dumb luck. Any person that's in the game is a threat.

- Who is the weakest tribemate? Why?

Heather. I'd be a bit worried if I have to explain.

- How do you think your tribe is doing in this current challenge, explain.

Well we won. So good.

- Any other thoughts you wanna add.

FUCKING LONG ASS CONFESSIONAL.